What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

I am married for 3 years. My husband keeps pressing my boobs 40-50 times a day. He never stops though I ask him not to. What I should do to stop it?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Dr No

You Only Live Twice

Are you struggling with weight loss and finding it hard to stay consistent? What’s your biggest challenge when trying to lose weight at home?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Goldfinger

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What is your most intimate experience with your best friend?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Ah so!”

I’ve a dismissive avoidant partner who said that he’s overwhelmed by our relationship and that he wants to break up, how do I get him back?

From Russia With Love

A View to a Kill

Octopussy

Why do older siblings always hate younger siblings?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why do girls in Indian top colleges wear shorts?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Moonraker

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What shouldn't you Google?

Diamonds Are Forever

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Live and Let Die

Can you tell me a depressing story?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-J W Pepper

Can you give an example of a documentary where the person telling the story believed it to be true, but it turned out to be false?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-All the bad guys are black.

The Man with the Golden Gun

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…